REAL Song Challenge

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Put iTunes or equivalent media player on random.
3. For each song that plays, write something related to the theme you picked inspired by the song. You have only the time frame of the song: no planning beforehand: you start when it starts, and no lingering afterward; once the song is over, you stop writing. (No fair skipping songs either; you have to take what comes by chance!)
4. Do 10 of these, then post

I’m going to do it right this time, for really real!

Anyway.

Universe: JE (I might cross over into the H!Pverses, but who cares? XD)

1. Numb(Linkin Park)-RyoTego

Ever since Uchi had been suspended, Nishikido Ryo became a very depressed man. He really didn’t feel like doing what his managers and coordinators wanted him to do. He didn’t feel. His best friend was gone. He didn’t know who he was anymore. He shuffled through life, not really noticing anything around him. His world was dark.

One day, suddenly, or maybe it was gradually and he was just now noticing, Ryo saw a ray of light. Dim at first, but it quickly became brighter and brighter. He focused on the light, distracted from his depression.

Ryo found that this light was in fact, a person. He didn’t think there could be anyone greater than Uchi, but he seemed to find one such person.

From then on, nobody touched or talked to his Tego~nyan without his permission.

2. Beach Angel (NewS)- TegoshixNewS/Nature/Universe in general

(Based when NewS goes to Hawaii)

It was early Saturday morning. Seriously. Early. Nobody in their right mind should be awake at this unearthly hour of 3 am. The sun was hardly even peeking over the horizon. However, none of this prevented Koyama’s mommy senses to kick in, and he jolted awake, and immediately knew something was wrong without really knowing what. He took a quick look around the room that the members were all sharing and found Tegoshi’s bed empty.

“OH MY GOD TEGOSHI HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND RAPED AND OH MY GOD WE NEED TO FIND HIM NOW.” Koyama screamed on instinct. Of course, all this ruckus woke the rest of NewS, Ryo with a, “RAPE?!”, Pi with a few blinks, Shige with a few choice words and Massu simply fell out of bed.

So, Koyama and Ryo led a rescue party to find Tegoshi, which consisted of themselves and the rest of NewS following. Massu, the ever clever detective that he is, heard his partner’s sweet voice echoing across the beach, and signaled for the others to be quiet. The five crept towards the sound of Tegoshi’s voice, and the sight they were met with was a little bit, okay maybe a lot, fine a TON surprising. NewS minus Tegoshi stood dumfounded as they stared at Tegoshi’s back, while he sang at the ocean, in some language they didn’t recognize. Latin, probably. But that wasn’t the scary part. The scary part was the giant, fluffy, feathery, white angel wings protruding from his back.

Koyama died from the beauty, while the rest just looked on, dumbfounded, listening to the beautiful voice coming from the angel before them.

3. Happy Happy Sunday (Kusumi Koharu)- Tegomass

Tegoshi was ecstatic. It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the sun pouring in through his giant window. He could tell it was going to be a great day. Especially since he had a date with Massu today. Tegoshi stood in his boxers in front of his closet.

“What to wear, ne?” he said to himself, going through his clothes. He finally decided on some tiny jeans tucked into stripper boots and a fun shirt that Massu would be sure to like. He added some sparkly accessories, because really, what’s an outfit without them? Tegoshi bounced out his house and to the meeting place he and Massu decided on.

Yes, today was going to be a very good day.

4. Tarzan and Jane (Toybox)- Tegopi

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!” Yampi shouted as swung from vine to vine.

Koyama’s voice came out of nowhere, “Deep in the jungle, in the land of the adventure, lives Tarzan!”

Tegoshi yelled out an indignant, “Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay! I am Tegoshi and I love to ride an elephant.”

Yamapi yelled out some random vibrato that didn’t work and he slammed in to a tree soon afterwards. However he quickly recovered and introduced himself to the world, “My name is Yamapi, I am jungle man.”
“The tree-top swing around jungle man!” Tegoshi added in.

“Come baby, come, I will take you for a swing,” Pi called to his Tegoshi.

“Let’s go honey, I’m tingling!” was his response.

Tegoshi pulled Massu out of nowhere and they harmonized together, “Yamapi is handsome, Yamapi is strong! He’s really cute and his hair is long.”

Shige the monkey made some monkey noises.

Yamapi made Massu go away, and sang together with Tegoshi, “Yamapi is handsome, Yampi is strong. So listen to the jungle song!”

Somehow, Massu and Shige the monkey suddenly appeared along side the Tegopi pair. Ryo the spider also joined in. Even Koyama the narrator sang.

“Oyo y oy oy oy oye yay!” they chorused.

“I am Yamapi from jungle, you can be my friend,” Pi felt the need to say.

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!” the chorus repeated.

“I am Tegoshi and I love to ride an elephant,” Tesshi threw out there.

Yamapi used some more bad vibrato and ran into another tree.

“When you touch me, I feel funny,” Pi stated.

“I feel it too, when you’re touching me,” Tegoshi agreed.

“Come to my tree house, to my party,” Pi demanded.

“Yes, I’ll go if you carry me,” Tesshi was in a demanding mood today.

Once again, Massu came round to harmonize with Tegoshi.

“Yamapi is handsome, full of surprise. He’s really cute and his hair is nice,” they sang, and Shige made some more monkey noises.

Yamapi and Tegoshi sang together now, “Yamapi is handsome, Yamapi is strong. So listen to the jungle song.”

Once again, the entire chorus came around, this time in Yamapi’s treehouse, to sing the jungle song.

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!”

“I am Yampi from jungle, you can be my friend,” Pi told everyone, once again.

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!” the chorus exclaimed.

“I am Tegoshi and I love to ride an elephant.”

An elephant somewhere below made an elephant noise, agreeing, saying that it liked Tegoshi to ride it, too.

The chorus took a break from singing to do some dancing, save for Pi, who decided it was a good time to rap, now.

“Yeah!” Tesshi exclaimed.

“Go cheetah, get banana, hey monkey, get funky!” Pi rapped his soul out. Shige decided to not get funky.

“Swing along, Pi-chan!” Tegoshi encouraged.

“Go cheetah, get banana, hey monkey, get funky!” Yamapi repeated himself, feeling very proud. But then he just had to go and use more of that weird vibrato, which of course, landed him face first into another tree.

Yamapi decided it was time to sing, and so he did, “When I am dancing, I feel funky.”

“Why do you keep ignoring me?” Tegoshi pouted, sticking his lip out, pulling out the full force puppy dog eyes.

“Yamapi is here, come kiss me baby,” Pi consoled, shoving his tongue down Tegoshi’s throat.

“Coochi, choochi, kiss me tenderly,” Tesshi cooed once he got his tongue back.

“Yeaaaah!” Pi was getting excited, if you know what I mean.

Instead of harmonizing with Massu this time, Tegoshi sang out, “Yamapi his handsome, Yamapi is strong.”
“Me, YAMAPI!” Pi pointed at himself, beaming.

“He’s really cute and his hair is long!” Tegoshi continued.

“Long hair!!” Yamapi interjected, combing his finger through his hair in a child-like fashion, showing off to Tegoshi.

“Yamapi his handsome, Yampi is strong! So listen to the jungle song…”

Pi felt the need to insert his bad vibrato before the chorus sang out,

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!”

“I am Yamapi from jungle, you can be my friend.”

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!”

“I am Tegoshi and I love to grind on Pi and play!”

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!”

“You go!” Tegoshi called to Yamapi.

“Go cheetah, get banana, hey monkey, get funky!”

“Oy oy oy oy oy oye yay!”

“I am Tegoshi and I love to ride an elephant!”

Yamapi swung by and grabbed Tesshi by the waist, and proceeded to fuck him, mid air.

Koyama’ voice took over from here, “And so, they got funky. But will Yamapi get Tegoslut to stay true?!”

Yamapi, at the point of climax, let out one more string of his bad vibrato before running into a tree. Again.

(I cheated a bit. But you know you loved it.)

5. Waltz of the Flowers (Taichovsky)- TegoshixNature

Tegoshi walked slowly through a meadow, clothed only in low rise, slightly loose white pants. And his angel wings, of course. As he glided around at a leisurly pace, the wild life followed him around. Little bunnies and squirrels trailed behind and next to him. Butterflies flew in the area around him. Flowers bloomed and grass grew greener. The trees in the distance waved at him. The larger animals of the woods and meadow waved at him, letting him pet them if he pleased. The sky grew bluer. The clouds became fluffier and whiter. The sun shone brighter. Tegoshi sighed in a pleased manner to himself.

“Today is such a beautiful day, ne?” he calmly said to the deer he was currently petting. The animal simply nuzzled his hand, begging for more attention. Tegoshi laughed good naturedly and gave it a few more pats before continuing to a stream. Upon seeing him, the water grew clearer and slowed to a more slow pace, allowing Tegoshi to put his feet under water and enjoy the day. Passing fish jumped out of the water to show him their beauty.

After spending a few hours in nature, Tegoshi decided to return to his home. As soon as he left, all the flowers and plants died, leaves fell of off trees, animals and fish fought savagely with one another, and the stream turned back into a raging river.

Thus, the power of Tegoshi Yuya.

6. Shakin’ Hands (Nickelback)- Tego!slut

Clothed in next to nothing, Tegoshi Yuya strutted confidently into the hottest club in town, completely bypassing the line to get in. He walked straight to the bar and took a seat, counted to five in his head. Right on cue, some guy walked up to him, offering to buy him a drink. Tesshi smirked at the nonamer, and let him. He downed his gin and tonic and bounced off to the dance floor.

Yes, tonight was the night. He would definitely be noticed by another higher up, and advance his ‘career’ well… whatever you want to call him. Attention whore works. The only reason he was famous now was because he slept with whoever he needed to. It didn’t really bother him.

“Is that….?” Some stranger whispered to another while they stared at Tegoshi dancing like a slut.

“Yeah, it’s him…”
“I heard he’s done everyone at least once.”
“I heard he did them all again.”

Tegoshi smirked to himself, listening in on their not so secret conversation. “Well, everyone knows you’ve got to get a little dirty when you’re digging for gold. Or, more accurately, attention,” he thought to himself.

The slew of sexy guys that Tegoshi was dancing in the middle of got closer and closer until everyone was pretty much grinding on each other. Tegoshi loved every moment of attention, and relished this. He picked a few lucky guys and led them off to the VIP section, where he proceeded to give them a strip tease and lapdances before letting them ‘have their way’ with him, though he knew that really, he was the one in control. “After all,” he thought to himself, “I didn’t make it this far by just shaking hands.”

Tegoshi smirked congratulated himself on another night well done.

6. Almost Easy (A7X)- Ryo-centric

Ryo stood in front of the mirror before heading to the jimusho.

“It will be a good day. Nobody is going to be stupid. It will be easy,” he said to his reflection. Though, he soon scoffed at himself. Optimism was not his thing.

Ryo got to work and walked into the NewS dressing room to find Massu eating, Shige sitting around, and Tegoshi sitting on Koyama. On the couch. In Ryo’s spot.

He promptly put his jacket and bag on the hook and took a seat next to Koyama, who barely got out his cheerful greeting before Ryo stole Tegoshi off of his lap. Tegoshi, who had been completely and fully engaged in his lollipop, meeped in surprise, but soon became aware again.

“Ohayou, Ryo-tan!” Tegoshi chirped happily. Ryo smiled back and turned to Koyama smirking triumphantly. Shige rolled his eyes and told Ryo he was crazy.

“I’m not insane, I’m not insaaaane,” Ryo sang in a rock like fashion, thus earning strange looks.

When he arrived home at the end of the day, Ryo plopped onto his chair and sighed. “My day was almost easy….” he said to nobody in particular.

7. Morning Musume no Hyokkori Hyoutanjima- JE+boats

NewS decided that today was a good day to be on a boat. So, onto a boat they went, singing Sayaendou the whole way. They were having a happy, sing-songing time, playing around, eating, doing sexual acts. Hey, they were on a boat. Ryo was going to get in all the raping he could.

However, their mood was dampened as Arashi rode by on their own boat, singing The Peace!, with improv-ed ‘Bush! Bush!’ along the way. But, they decided to get a long and sing the songs together.

Then, KAT-TUN rode by on their boat, Hyokkoir Hyoutanjima cranked as loud as it could go. The three groups decided to get together for a big ‘ol boat party, and so they did, and much fun was had.

8. Barbie Girl (Auqua) –Tegopi

Tegoshi walked around the town, in all his plastic glory. He sang to himself about how you could brush his hair, or undress him anywhere. Yamapi happened to be driving by in his hot car, and took Tegoshi for a ride.

The two had some fun in the car before they went to a pool party that their equally plastic friend Kame, was hosting.

The two walked in, Yampi strutting, showing off the plastic-like Tegoshi on his arm. Everyone turned to stare as Yampi took Tesshi up on the offer of undressing him anywhere and a giant group orgy was had in the pool.

After it was over, Tegoshi cuddled up to Pi. “Oh, I’m having so much fun!” he chirped to Yamapi.

“Well, Tesshi, we’re just getting started,” Pi said in his slick way.

“Oh, I love you, Pi!”

9. The Little Turtle song- Koyama the narrator.

Koyama explained to his group of children what was going to happen with this turtle song. Oh, how he loved his Pre-schoolers. Little Pi-chan was clueless but adorable. Ryo-chan had a temper but was loveable nonetheless. Massu loved to eat and had the cutest chubby cheeks. Shige was terribly bright for his age, but you would never guess by looking at his cute face. And Tego~nyan, as Ryo-chan called him, was the youngest but the most musically gifted, and had the face of a little baby angel. All these thoughts aside, Koyama sang the song with his group.

“There was a little turtle,

He lived in a box,

He swam in a puddle,

He climbed on the rocks.

He snapped at a mosquito,

He snapped at a flea,

He snapped at a minnow,

And he snapped at me!

He caught the mosquito,

He caught the flea,

He caught the minnow,

But he didn’t catch me!”

Koyama cooed over his adorable students and showered them with candy and rainbows and bunnies and love.

10. Bambina (NewS)- Tegoshixuniverse

(Lucky…….ID)

Performing Bambina live was an okay thing for Yamapi. He didn’t mind seeing Tegoshi writhe around and moan like a whore. So, when it came to decided songs in concerts, he never had an argument against Bambina.

Massu didn’t really mind either way.

Ryo wasn’t always too keen on it. He, obviously, like watching Tegoshi move his hips like that, suggestive noises emerging from his throat. In fact, he really liked it, if you get my drift. So that wasn’t the problem at all. The problem was that everyone else saw Tegoshi like that. His Tego~nyan. Ryo didn’t have a problem with gauging out everyone’s eyes who looked at Tegoshi with a spork. The problem was finding the time to do it.

Koyama wasn’t sure about the whole thing either, his motherliness didn’t want Tegoshi to be portrayed as a slut, though have the world already knew he was.

Shige didn’t really like performing Bambina because he was somewhat, only slightly, uncomfortable with the whole ‘just a dirty sex song’ thing, though he pulled it off really well. Like, extremely well.

Anyway, when it came to debating whether or not to add Bambina to the setlist, Tegoshi did some amazing convincing by way of showing of his forceful respitory skills.

AKA, blowing and sucking.