Meme AGAIN. XD

So I saw this awesome meme on lj:

“Google your first name along with a word and pick a funny sentence that appears.”

And decided to try it out. X3

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

“She needs some Paris coupons and one breakfast in bed. .... You sent a prize [Good For One Free Ticket to Paris] to Jessica Allen.”

Really? Because I never got it. DI

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
“Jessica Allen: There's nothing like California weather! I feel like a rain cloud has been .... The staging for the color guard feels and looks wonderful. ...”

Color guard…. Ironic…. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

“Jessica Allen says: "IM DA BEST AND I CANT DENY SO IMMA MAKE SUR Y'ALLLLLL NO DA REAL ASWELL INIT "”

Somehow, I really don’t remember saying that. >.>

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

“Jessica Allen - OMG -wants baby owl-

My name is Jessica. I am prone to obsession.”

Whoa. It’s like, they know me. XD

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
“Does anyone know Jessica Allen, the weathermans daughter?”

Nope, not me. >.>

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

“ Jessica Allen Hates rain!! Mood: gloomy gloomy ...”

Apparently, there are a lot of other … me’s like, well, me.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
“Review by Jessica Allen. ... At one point she asks Stuever to explain the war in Iraq, but their conversations more typically center on where to place ...”

Well, that’s not random. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search

.” Jessica Allan I like to keep an organic element to my images by using a combination of line work, stencilling and mono-printed texture. ...”

Really? Is that so?

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

“jessy. [[imma eat you]] (jessica allen) | MySpace - myspace.com ...”

Seriously. My myspace was the first search result. Lulz.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

“Students are required to wear any color leotard and tights or black jazz pants with fitted white or black ... Tap classes are taught by Jessica Allen.”

Yes, because tap is so my forte. XD

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
“Jessica Allen was arrested on a charge of Burglary I with bail set at $50000.00”

…… oh shit.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

Jessica Allen, Howell MI wearing the Adelaide Bridal Gown ... I tried it on and fell in love!!! As I purchased the dress I asked what it was called

I…. guess I’m getting married? XD

Yay for memes. XD