JE 100Q

Oh yeah. I am SO taking this on.

1. Which Johnny band is your favorite?

Hey!Say! JUMP
2. Why?

Because Keito is amazing. Along with the other nine, of course. Not to mention Yuma stalks them. :D I love all of their songs, enjoy all of their concerts, and ♥ all of the members.

3. Who is your favorite Johnny?

Overall, as of now, it's Keito. But! Before Shoon left, it was him.

4. Why?

He's sexy, cute, awkward, adorkable, and an amazing guitarist. Not to mention his voice sounds like HEAVEN. Plus, he's a pretty decent actor. :D
5. When was your very first contact with a Johnny?

A long time ago, in middle school maybe.

6. Who was it?

Ninomiya Kazunari. I saw him in Letters from Iwo Jima, because my dad is obsessed with war movies. And hello, Clint Eastwood.

7. How did you know them?

I totally didn't. xD

8. When actually did you really start listening/liking the JE?

When KAT-TUN's "Love Yourself~Kimi ga kirai na kimi ga suki~" came out. xD

9. What incident brought you into JE?

Amaya was like, "Hey, this stupid group and their stupid song got better than Momusu on the Oricon! D<" And then I watched Love Yourself on Utaban and was like "EW!". I watched it again and was still like "Blah Dx". But then I went and watched NEWS's 'Happy Birthday' PV and was like, "Awwwlz, how cute :D" And that is how it all started.

10. Do you have a favourite JE song?

If I HAD to chose, I guess it would be HSJ's 'Arigatou'. Though that will probably change once 'OVER' is released. xD

11. Do you listen to them the most?

Them, as in HSJ? Yes. xD

12. If not, who is your favourite band/artist?

Well, HSJ, of course. After that.... NYC. I like 'em young. xDDD

13. Which band/singer did you listen/like the most before JE?

C-ute and Momusu, Berryz, Buono!, and H!P in general. x3

KAT-TUN

14. Who is your favourite in KAT-TUN?

Ueda. :D

15. Why?

He has a very unique personality, and has gone through many 'phases'. xD I also like his singing voice. :3

16. Do you have a favourite song of KAT-TUN?

I really like 'CHANGE UR WORLD' and 'Rescue'. Not to mention NMP. :3

17. Do you have a favourite live of KAT-TUN?

The NMP concert and the Break the Records concert.

18. Do you have a favourite show appearance of KAT-TUN?

Not in particular. O:

19. Who do you think can sing the best of KAT-TUN?

Well, I think Ueda, but now that Jin's gone, everyone's voice is so different that it just depends on personal preference. :P

20. Who do you think can dance the most of KAT-TUN?

Junno, hands down. xD

21. Who is the girliest of KAT-TUN?

If we're going by looks, it's Ueda; if we're going by disposition, it's Kame. xD

22. Who is the manliest of KAT-TUN?

Ummmm.......Koki? Idek. KT isn't a very manly group. xDD

23. Who is the cutest member of KAT-TUN?

Awww, Junno. :D

24. Who is the funniest member of KAT-TUN?

Psssshhh, Maru. xD

25. Who is the most prettiest in KAT-TUN?

Ueda. x3

26. Who has the best apperance in KAT-TUN?

Once again, personal preference, so Ueda. xD

NEWS

27. Who is your favourite in NEWS?

Tego! 8D

28. Why?

I LOVE his voice. 8DDD

29. Do you have a favourite song of NEWS?

Let's see... Sakura Girl is really pretty, but I also like Fighting Man. :3

30. Do you have a favourite live of NEWS?

The Live!Live!Live! con and the DIAMONDS con.

31. Do you have a favourite show appearance of NEWS?

I did, once upon a time, but I forgot it. xD

32. Who do you think can sing the best of NEWS?

Okay, this is seriously NOT personal preference: Tegoshi. (It's obvious that he is, ne?)

33. Who do you think can dance the most of NEWS?

Massu~ x3

34. Who is the girliest of NEWS?

There's like only one option for this question.

35. Who is the manliest of NEWS?

Caveman Ryo. >B

36. Who is the cutest member of NEWS?

Between Tego and Masu. xD

37. Who is the funniest member of NEWS?

Massu... but not as in intentionally funny. xD

38. Who is the most prettiest in NEWS?

Awl, Tegonyan. :3

39. Who has the best apperance in NEWS?

Yamapi. :D

40. Do you have a favourite PV of NEWS?

weeeek or Summer Time. O:

関ジャニ∞

41. Who is your favourite in Kanjani8?

Yoko! xD

42. Why?

He's hilarious. xD

43. Do you have a favourite song of Kanjani8?

Zukkoke Otoko Michi!

44. Do you have a favourite live of Kanjani8?

The 2010-2011 countdown where they're dressed up like sushi. xDDD

45. Do you have a favourite show appearance of Kanjani8?

No... xD

46. Who do you think can sing the best of Kanjani8?

Baru. xD

47. Who do you think can dance the most of Kajani8?

I. Have. No. Idea.

48. Who is the girliest of Kanjani8?

Yassu is pretty girly looking. xD

49. Who is the manliest of Kanjani8?

That one guy.

50. Who is the cutest member of Kanjani8?

Yasu! x3

51. Who is the funniest member of Kanjani8?

Yoko... xD

52. Who is the most prettiest in Kanjani8?

Umm... that one guy.

53. Who has the best apperance in Kanjani8?

That's actually really difficult. xD

54. Do you have a favourite PV of Kanjani8?

Zukkoke Otoko Michi! xD

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55. Who is your favourite in Arashi?

Neeners! 8D

56. Why?

Because he's a snarky brat. xD

57. Do you have a favourite song of Arashi?

I like...... Monster, Kitto Daijobu, to be Free, Troublemaker, Happiness, and Lotus.

58. Do you have a favourite live of Arashi?

I like the TIME concert.......

59. Do you have a favourite show appearance of Arashi?

Not really. I like them all, pretty much. xD

60. Who do you t hink can sing the best of Arashi?

Ha! Ohno, obvs.

61. Who do you think can dance the most of Arashi?

Ha! Ohno, obvs. (Riida ftw! xD)

62. Who is the girliest of Arashi?

Well.......... Aiba I guess. And MatsuJun is really fabulous. xD

63. Who is the manliest of Arashi?

Sho... probably. xD

64. Who is the cutest member of Arashi?

Awww, Nino. x3

65. Who is the funniest member of Arashi?

Hmmm... all of them. xD

66. Who is the most prettiest in Arashi?

Aiba! xD

67. Who has the best apperance in Arashi?

Sho and Jun. xD

68. Do you have a favourite PV of Arashi?

A.RA.SHI. LOLOLOLOLJK. Prolly Troublemaker. xD

OTHER UNITS

69. Who is your favourite younger unit?

J-Johnnies! U-Ultra! M-Music! P-Power! JUMPing to my dream~!

70. Who is your favourite older unit?

...........V6.....TOKIO.........and..........Hikaru Genji.

71. Do you have a favourite member of any younger or older unit?

Inocchi-sensei!!! xD And well, you already know about the younger groups. xD

72. Do you have a favourite song of any younger or older unit?

I like V6's Honey Beat and Hey!Say!JUMP's everything.

73. Do you have a favourite show with any younger or older unit?

Yan Yan JUMP, I used to LOVE Hyakushiki. Ya-Ya-yah was LIFE.

74. Do you have a favourite live of any younger or older unit?

Everything Hey!Say!JUMP. xD

DORAMA

75. Do you have a favourite actor in JE?

Hmmmmmmmm.......well, by group it's: Takaki, Nino, Yamapi, and Maru. Don't ask me to chose between them, please. xD

76. Do you have a favourite dorama starring with one of JE?

GOKUSEN III. 8DDDDDDDDDDDD

77. What was your very first dorama staring with one of JE?

...........I think it was My Boss, My Hero........ xD

78. Which dorama of JE do you watch recently?

I watched Gokusen III for the ninth time the other day.

79. Which dorama of JE do you want to watch?

Scrap Teacher, the Yama-chan doramas...... and others. xD

80. Who do you wish should start acting, who hasn't yet?

Ryutaro should be a serious actor. 8D

81. Who do you wish should stop acting, because he sucks at acting or he should do something else.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.................. nobody in particular. xD

QUESTIONS FOR FUN

82. Do you think that you are JE addicted?

Hai! Hai! Hai!

83. Why do you think so?

Because I just answered that question using JE lyrics. xD

84. What will you do seeing your favourite Johnny standing in front of your door?

O. M. F. G. Probably jump him. ("Keito, let's sex! >D" "D8 *runs away*" "NOOO!!!")

85. What advantages does starting liking JE give you?

Always being distracted and being unique within my little, rural community. xD

86. What disadvantages does it give you?

Always being distracted and being unable to not relate everything to them. Even the word 'everything'.

87. How many times a day do you think about JE?

Dude, I don't think I ever stop.

88. How many times do you have the face of your favourite Johnny around you?

As much as freaking possible, since Keito is the background on my phone. xD

89. If your favourite Johnny or your favourite JE has to grant you a wish what would it be?

Stay with it. D:

90. If you have a wish about JE, what would it be?

To totally meet them. ALL. Including former talents, juniors, and former juniors. xD

91. If you are reborn, you wish to be who?

I would so totally be Chinen.

92. If you are a Johnny's right now, who do you wish you are?

I would be Yabu so I know how it feels to be the most amazing person in the entire universe.

93. If you can ask your favourite Johnny or your favourite JE band a question, what would it be?

Shoon, I miss you, along with tons of other people, will you please return to showbusiness? <:3

94. Did you ever had a dream with a Johnny?

Yeah, the most recent one had Ryuu in it. I don't remember what he was doing though. xD I had another one where Keito was my English teacher. xD

95. If yes, when was it and what was it?

Oh.... oops. ALSO! There was one where Keito was an epic archangel and he defeated some demon thing! >D With, of course, his enormous SWORD. You totally thought I was going to say something else. Something that's long, hard, and filled with seamen. You weirdo! Keito doesn't own a submarine! xDDD

96. Do you have any realizeable goal in your life that has to do with JE?

Welllll....... not a realizable one. But a dream, I guess. xD

97. Do you like JE BL fanfic?

YES. YES. YES.

98. If yes, who are the best couple of JE?

YAMABU. FOREVER.

99. If you are Johnny-san what would you change about JE?

Make line distribution more equal, don't have the same members in the back all of the time, give all members equal opportunity. GET RID OF THE BLACKLIST.

100. Do you like this survey?

I. Love. It.

A Change in Clarity

Omg, this is really old, too. We wrote these 'Change' things for a project last year in MF... I had some epic poster that went with this, but I think she kept them all. xD

A change in clarity

Is a simple concept

But a complex process.

It is easy to say

That explanations are effortless.

However, how can one explain something

That he or she does not understand?

The person may think he understands the concept

But does he really?

If he thinks he understands,

Why would he ask for clarification?

He does not.

He tumbles through life

Believing he is correct.

He then spreads his understanding to others

Who are all deceived by the false explanation

And they transmit the sophism to more

And how do we know when it stops?

When it erupts.

This spreading is like a tsunami

It starts as a single ripple

Then it grows and picks up speed with the wind

The mere ripple grows into a wave.

Though it is not feared

The wave turns into a rush

And it is enjoyed by humans

The rush becomes a high tide

And people start to leave

But the high tide does not care.

It gains more capacity and volume

With the wind of false rumors spreading

As its power source

The high tide starts to flood the beach and village

But for the flood, it is not enough.

The wind pushes at its back, urging it to go on

Soon the rain of curiosity accompanies it

With the lightning and thunder of loathing and despise

And that flood turns into a tsunami

People run in fear of the monstrous water

That destroys all in its path

Did the people create this tsunami?

Did the pollution they produce raise the chances

Of this giant destruction?

Is this all mankind’s fault,

Or is it a mixture of that and

The inevitable power nature possesses over mankind?

Clarification is a change in itself

Being simple and complex

All at once.

I wish I could write. TTATT
~Mayu♥

Ode to Sock

This is seriously so old....
Anyway, wrote this last year for MF and found it just now going through my USB to look for stuff to put in my SS... xD

Oh sock of unique beauty

Your material stretches all the way over my knee

Keeping me warm in the winter

Your color scheme is so aesthetically pleasing

With your mixtures of

Purple

Black

Blue

White

But your stripes are my favorite part

Along with the way they cover my feet and legs

I often wear you to sleep

Or mornings when it is just too cold

You please my feet

With your feelings of

Warmth

Comfort

Softness

Smoothness

So thanks to you, dear sock

I actually don’t mind looking at my feet

As long as you are there to cover them

Thanks to you, sock of immaculate wonder

My feet and legs are happy whenever you hang around

I hope you stick with me, and not get lost in the dark abyss that is the dryer.

Sock of immaculate wonder...... Ahh, that's pretty good, if I do say so myself xD

~Mayu♥

Never Ending Story~

Rank	Hey! Say! JUMP Ranking Favorite (Top) to Least Favorite (Bottom)

It finally happened. ;A;

~Mayu♥

Another Paragrah~ xD

This one, in my humble opinion, is the best that I have written thus far, but alas, it was not graded. :<

It was a Friday night and fourteen-year-old Yuta Tamamori’s mother had arranged for him to stay the night with his younger cousin Yuya.

“But mom!” Yuta whined, having no avidity at all to spend the night with his shy little cousin, “There’s supposed to be an awesome party tonight that I want to go to!”
“Well,” she replied, “there will be more parties in the future, dear. And I’m sure that it’s not going to be that great anyway.” She shooed her son into the car and set off towards her sister’s house.
“Hey now! I’m fourteen already, don’t you think it’s time I get a girlfriend?” Yuta smiled coyly, flexing his incipient muscles.

His mother rolled her eyes. “Please. You hardly need to be thinking about girls right now, what with that C+ in math. Besides, your cousin is really shy and your aunt tells me he hasn’t been fitting in at school well. Maybe you could help him?”

Yuta’s silence was ephemeral. “That’s because he’s a loser! He’s too shy for anyone to like him.”

“Yuta! That’s very rude. Yuya is just a little scared of people; you know how his father was.”

Yuta’s mind was imbued with memories of the violent, drunken man. They were both still in grade school, and Yuta had wandered over to Yuya’s to play. When he approached the door, he could hear loud crashes, screams, and yelling. Stepping tentatively towards the noise, Yuta saw Yuya’s father, usually a salubrious, kind man, full of rage and venom. The man’s back was to him, and Yuta peeked around him to see Yuya cowering in the corner, his clothes full of rents and his skin full of bruises and scratches. His feet had moved on his own, and he went to comfort Yuya, but Yuta stepped on some broken glass, alerting Yuya’s father of his presence. The man whipped around and set his drunken sights on Yuta. Yuta’s eyes widened for a split second before turning around and running out towards the yard, the drunken man hot on his heels. Yuta’s young mind prognosticated that his life would not continue much longer, but when he reached the yard, he was met with the comforting sight of the police, who took the man away. It was the last Yuta had ever seen of him. As Yuta held his younger cousin in his arms, he comforted Yuya with promises to always protect him, making it his tenet.

The familiar ‘thump-thump’ of pulling into a driveway purloined Yuta’s thoughts from his past, and he looked up at the house in which Yuya and his mother now lived by themselves. His mother parked the car and the two got out, Yuta dragging his duffle bag behind him. He had barely set foot inside the house when his mother and Yuya’s mother said quick good-byes and set off to go shopping. Yuya shyly met Yuta’s eyes before staring at the ground again.

“Hi, Yuuyan,” Yuta said with a grin, hoping that using his cousin’s old nickname would remind the boy of their old friendship. All through elementary school, the two had been inseparable, but now as their middle school days neared an end, they hadn’t talked much at all.

“Hi… Yutaan,” Yuya replied with a small smile.

“So, what should we do?”

“We could play video games…if you want.”

Yuta was just as in love with video games as the next middle school boy, and excitedly accepted the offer. The two sat down in the living room, and Yuya ordered some pizza while Yuta set up the gaming system. The two boys ate, snacked, and played until they were satiated, and finally decided to go outside for some evening basketball. After two rounds Yuta plopped down on the grass and wiped his forehead.

“You always were better than me at this!”

“Well you know…” Yuya took on a declamatory air, “I am more athletic, smarter, better looking…”

It took Yuta a few minutes to realize he’d been insulted, responding with an indignant, “Hey!”

Yuya laughed airily as he sat down next to Yuta, spinning the basketball in his hands.

“Just kidding,” he said with a smile. After a few moments of comfortable silence, Yuya spoke again.

“Actually, I’ve always looked up to you. You’re so good with people, and have so many friends. Everybody seems to like you…”

“Well, I have to be good at something!” the two boys laughed for a moment and Yuta resumed speaking. “Yuya, you would have plenty of friends if you just opened up to some people.” Yuta placed a hand on his cousin’s shoulder. “I could always give you a push in the right direction though,” he added with a smile.

Yuya grinned back, “Thanks. I would actually really like that.”

I ♥ these two. x3

~Mayu♥